butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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