there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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