A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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