what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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