so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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