If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Pooping to opera.
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