There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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