Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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