Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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