I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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