I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
They are going to name an STD after you.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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