Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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