i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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