More tranny stories later!
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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