you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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