mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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