Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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