I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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