Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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