She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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