Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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