Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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