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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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