I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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