what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just want to make out with him forever
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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