Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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