Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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