I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He kissed a someone with a penis
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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