He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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