We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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