I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just googled if crying burns calories
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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