hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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