Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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