just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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