Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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