I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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