Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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