I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
The police scanner is talking about you again....
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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