You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Randomize
