did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
the gays at disneyland are vicious
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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