$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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