I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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