On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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