She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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