I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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