O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i think i have herpe
just one?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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