try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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