Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
