I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Randomize
