remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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