is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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