i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
