I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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