At least make sure they are 18
Why
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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