your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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